listen to: Jedi Knight
Jacoby, Jacobo, Destructo-boy, Crazy Kid, Blondie, The Grin. Here's to you, my Sweetie-peetie. We have always said, before you came along, we were B-O-R-I-N-G. You are the hot chile pepper to our plain white toast. We hope you have a super year and continue on your search to fling yourself through life with a smile, defending truth and those weaker than you are. Keep landing on your feet, and don't break any wooden nickels.
We love you, Jacob!